Game Buff Gifts

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Computer Chess.

Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Great Moments in Computing #192: Newton discovers the computer.

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

Hysterically laughing monster.

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

"Does anyone remember which game we're playing?"

"... But here in the outside world, I need more time and I need more space."

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

Chess player looking dazed playing computer,"He's crashed."

Physics toy.

Ouija Bored

Progress: The amount of effort expended multiplied by the square of the ratio of scientists to managers: P=E X (S/M)2.

Football Boomerang.

"Hey, let's mix it up a bit today and have you be the bad cop."

Hairy Potter and friend..

"Y' know Sir - Red really is your colour..."

Welcome to Roswell. I can't believe that you forgot that space is curved.

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."