Ai Buff Gifts

"Artificial intelligence has gone too far. The refrigerator just texted that the dishwasher is talking behind my back."

"Oh no, we're not looking for humans to study artificial intelligence - we're machines who want to study humans. Interested?"

"Lots of people will lose their jobs to robots, but I don't think they can ever replace us!"

"Can I program my smart couch to be less rude?"

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

X-ray Psychology.

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

Great Moments in Computing #192: Newton discovers the computer.

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"My mom's getting me a tutor. That's kind of a personal trainer for the brain."

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Hysterically laughing monster.

The Robotics Department. It says here that these guys completely replace all the cells in their bodies every seven years! Wow! What a slow upgrade cycle! If we don't replace all our parts every six months we become obsolete! It makes you wonder why they're in charge! Yeah, like they expect us to remember thousands of gigabytes of data while they forget their passwords! (Published originally on April 19, 2006)

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Footballer kicking his own brain.

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

'I have identified 240 stages of organizational change. Before I discuss them, coffee anyone?'

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'

MI5 Press Office

"... But here in the outside world, I need more time and I need more space."

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

Physics toy.

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

"Is there a geek of any kind in the house?"

"It's a plant based solution."