Simulation Buff Gifts

"We've had budget cutbacks since your last session of flight simulation."

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Alternative fielding positions

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

' A new idea '

Great Moments in Computing #192: Newton discovers the computer.

Tic-tac-toe

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A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Surge Plans.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'The buildings are merging.'

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

"At last, a low-level panel!"

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

"No, just hear him out. Maybe we are being too defensive."

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

"... But here in the outside world, I need more time and I need more space."

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."