Simulations Gifts

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"It's our flight simulator - I just gave it a shove."

"We've had budget cutbacks since your last session of flight simulation."

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

"And in this one you can join the 'mile high' club"

'Third Life'

"How he found a fact food drive-thru on the simulator is beyond me."

Flight simulator

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

Desk shaped like an office block.

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Walking To School Simulator

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

Office of Strategic Scenarios: 'Best case...Worst case.'

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'

'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'

Oil gushes out of a oil derrick on a computer screen.

mars is flat.

Scranton the Ride

Wii Childbirth

Virtual reality platform.

"If marriage is so great how come you never hear about simulated marriage?"

"The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm."

'It's alright, it's only simulated sick.'

"That was just a simulation. Nothing can prepare you for the kind of monkey bars you'll find in an actual war zone."

'That sure is a realistic war game. It comes complete with cost over runs. Here's the 3rd bill for it.'

The AdRams Family no.11 - Virtual traffic

Flight simulation eject add on.

"Two more of these and we;ll let you loose on the simulator."

"This is our new dystopian AR game, it simulates the total breakdown of the environment, government and society as a whole. Rated PG."