Computer Simulations Gifts

'Our son, who's forbidden to play with guns, has just wiped out civilization with his simulation game!'

Oil gushes out of a oil derrick on a computer screen.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Walking To School Simulator

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'

'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'

"I'm telling you my computer is making an obscene gesture!"

Scranton the Ride

mars is flat.

"The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm."

Wii Childbirth

'Third Life'

"And in this one you can join the 'mile high' club"

"If marriage is so great how come you never hear about simulated marriage?"

Virtual reality platform.

'It's alright, it's only simulated sick.'

"That was just a simulation. Nothing can prepare you for the kind of monkey bars you'll find in an actual war zone."

'That sure is a realistic war game. It comes complete with cost over runs. Here's the 3rd bill for it.'

Flight simulator

The AdRams Family no.11 - Virtual traffic

"How he found a fact food drive-thru on the simulator is beyond me."