War Simulations Gifts

'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'

'That sure is a realistic war game. It comes complete with cost over runs. Here's the 3rd bill for it.'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Walking To School Simulator

A Rifle Competition in the North

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

"By George, that should do it - as long as we don[t bomb our own men again "

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

Office of Strategic Scenarios: 'Best case...Worst case.'

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

'Why do you always get to be the tanks?'

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

I don't care if your friend has a flight simulator. You're going to learn to fly on your own.

'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'

'We'll just run it past the ethics committee, and we'll be on our way.'

Oil gushes out of a oil derrick on a computer screen.

'This is not what we meant, Snider, when we asked for a thorough study of the laws of gravity.'

'Quick! We need more quarters!'

"Back in my day, 'Call of Duty' wasn't a game."

Your Tax $ At Peacekeeping.

mars is flat.

Last man standing?

Scranton the Ride

"The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm."

The gaming world.

"If marriage is so great how come you never hear about simulated marriage?"

Virtual reality platform.