Business Simulations Gifts

"I have a long track record of attracting business in both the residential and commercial sectors."

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"Meanwhile, obsessing about productivity is way up."

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

Walking To School Simulator

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

"....which brings me to number one: Thinking inside the box."

Economic Conference.

"I hope I haven't taken you aback by asking you to attend the change seminar."

'But how could me speaking at the Secret New Products Seminar break our Confidentiality Agreement?'

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

'Sometimes it's good to get a different perspective.'

Office of Strategic Scenarios: 'Best case...Worst case.'

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

'You can take all the business classes you want, but they can't teach nepotism.'

'Did I put on pantyhose for this?'

Oil gushes out of a oil derrick on a computer screen.

'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'

'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'

'I'm what you can't learn at Harvard Business school.'

mars is flat.

Scranton the Ride

'Let's play school. I'll be the principal and you be the teacher, or you be the principal and I'll be the superintendent.'

Wii Childbirth

"If marriage is so great how come you never hear about simulated marriage?"