Business Simulations Gifts

"I have a long track record of attracting business in both the residential and commercial sectors."

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"Meanwhile, obsessing about productivity is way up."

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

Walking To School Simulator

"I hope I haven't taken you aback by asking you to attend the change seminar."

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

Economic Conference.

"....which brings me to number one: Thinking inside the box."

'But how could me speaking at the Secret New Products Seminar break our Confidentiality Agreement?'

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

'Sometimes it's good to get a different perspective.'

Office of Strategic Scenarios: 'Best case...Worst case.'

'And remember - failure is not an option...oh, hang on, yes it is.'

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

'You can take all the business classes you want, but they can't teach nepotism.'

I don't care if your friend has a flight simulator. You're going to learn to fly on your own.

'Did I put on pantyhose for this?'

'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'

Oil gushes out of a oil derrick on a computer screen.

'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'

'This is not what we meant, Snider, when we asked for a thorough study of the laws of gravity.'

'I'm what you can't learn at Harvard Business school.'

'Let's play school. I'll be the principal and you be the teacher, or you be the principal and I'll be the superintendent.'

mars is flat.

Scranton the Ride

Wii Childbirth