Military Simulations Gifts

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

Second lifeReal life.

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Desk shaped like an office block.

Walking To School Simulator

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

Office of Strategic Scenarios: 'Best case...Worst case.'

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'

'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'

Oil gushes out of a oil derrick on a computer screen.

mars is flat.

Scranton the Ride

Virtual reality platform.

Wii Childbirth

"If marriage is so great how come you never hear about simulated marriage?"

'Third Life'

"And in this one you can join the 'mile high' club"

"The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm."

Air boulder.

'Excellent strategy, General...Though I fear the enemy might be full size...'

'It's alright, it's only simulated sick.'

"That was just a simulation. Nothing can prepare you for the kind of monkey bars you'll find in an actual war zone."

'That sure is a realistic war game. It comes complete with cost over runs. Here's the 3rd bill for it.'

Flight simulator