Military Simulations T-Shirts

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

Second lifeReal life.

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Desk shaped like an office block.

Walking To School Simulator

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

Office of Strategic Scenarios: 'Best case...Worst case.'

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

I don't care if your friend has a flight simulator. You're going to learn to fly on your own.

Oil gushes out of a oil derrick on a computer screen.

'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'

'This is not what we meant, Snider, when we asked for a thorough study of the laws of gravity.'

'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'

mars is flat.

Scranton the Ride

"And in this one you can join the 'mile high' club"

'Third Life'

"The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm."

Wii Childbirth

Virtual reality platform.

"If marriage is so great how come you never hear about simulated marriage?"

'Excellent strategy, General...Though I fear the enemy might be full size...'

Air boulder.

'It's alright, it's only simulated sick.'

Train ride simulator.

"That was just a simulation. Nothing can prepare you for the kind of monkey bars you'll find in an actual war zone."

Grand Theft Auto

Great Moments in Computer History: Charles Lindbergh Jr. completes the first simulated transatlantic flight.

'I told my mom we're going to take part in war games and she sent my old game controllers.'