Military Modeling T-Shirts

'Excellent strategy, General...Though I fear the enemy might be full size...'

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Support the Ex-Troops

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Servicemen.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Military Medals

The Hobby Store

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

That's What Happens

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Trump

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Monuments

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Infantry.

'At ease, soldier.'

Filling the Missile Gap

Military style hedgehog

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

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