Military Analysis T-Shirts

"Great news, things are looking up in Iraq!"

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Reading my Critics

Servicemen.

Six Thinking Hats

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

Defence Cutbacks.

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

The Thinker

Invade/Fail/Deny

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

Aggression/Security

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

Arms race - USA and Russia.

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

Nato Membership

AUKUS Deal Annoys France