Military Modeling Pillows

'Excellent strategy, General...Though I fear the enemy might be full size...'

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Servicemen.

Military Medals

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

The Hobby Store

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Monuments

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

Trump

'I was in the catering corps.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'At ease, soldier.'

Lost around a military base.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

Filling the Missile Gap

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"