War Simulations Pillows

'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'

'That sure is a realistic war game. It comes complete with cost over runs. Here's the 3rd bill for it.'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Walking To School Simulator

A Rifle Competition in the North

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

"By George, that should do it - as long as we don[t bomb our own men again "

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

Office of Strategic Scenarios: 'Best case...Worst case.'

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

'Why do you always get to be the tanks?'

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

'We'll just run it past the ethics committee, and we'll be on our way.'

'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'

Oil gushes out of a oil derrick on a computer screen.

"Back in my day, 'Call of Duty' wasn't a game."

'Quick! We need more quarters!'

Your Tax $ At Peacekeeping.

Last man standing?

mars is flat.

Scranton the Ride

"The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm."

The gaming world.

"If marriage is so great how come you never hear about simulated marriage?"

Virtual reality platform.

"And in this one you can join the 'mile high' club"

'Third Life'