War Gaming Pillows

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Second Coalition Attempting to Push the French out of Italy

Famous Last Words: 'Ready!...Fire!...Aim!...

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'It's Chivalry that's dead, Cavalry is alive and well...'

War games

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

A Rifle Competition in the North

Boy defends his last fry.

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

"By George, that should do it - as long as we don[t bomb our own men again "

Don't Worry, Joe, about Afghanistan

John McCain, pre-RIP

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

'I found it on Craig's List.'

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

"It's from Private Ryan...Wish you were here."

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

"I think we should have used catapults before ground forces"

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

'Why do you always get to be the tanks?'

'Rabbit Leader here, No, you may NOT return to base because your sock keeps botching up,'

"It's only a game."

'We'll just run it past the ethics committee, and we'll be on our way.'

'I've been extremely worried about our prospects of survival since the brontosauruses go nuclear weapons.'

'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'

The USA Peace Dove Choosing War

Injured soldier receives first aid.