War Gamer Pillows

"Of course, I'm merely thinking out loud, but why don't we just quit?"

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

A Rifle Competition in the North

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

What do you want that Santa isn't getting you? You'd get me a Kinect?! If it's new and plugs in, I know nothing about it. It's a full-body fame system. You can play tennis or soccer. I'll get exercise! Or

Don't Worry, Joe, about Afghanistan

"By George, that should do it - as long as we don[t bomb our own men again "

John McCain, pre-RIP

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

Silly sausages

01/08/45

'I found it on Craig's List.'

"The Chilcot inquiry? No, this is the inquiry into what happened to the Chilcot inquiry."

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

God playing with dolls.

"It's from Private Ryan...Wish you were here."

George Smith Patton

'Rabbit Leader here, No, you may NOT return to base because your sock keeps botching up,'

Tug the Toggle

Nancy Wake -French resistance fighter WW11

'Why do you always get to be the tanks?'

"I think we should have used catapults before ground forces"

"It is a violation of air national guard policy for you to possess an AK-47 from Iraq, boy!! Do you want to suffer the consequences of bringing back a souvenir?!!"

Brads a Peloponnesian War renactor.

'D'ya wanna wait until it thaws to see if it drops in the hole.'

The USA Peace Dove Choosing War

"This is a much better war then the war to end all wars."