War Gamer Gifts

"Of course, I'm merely thinking out loud, but why don't we just quit?"

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

A Rifle Competition in the North

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

"By George, that should do it - as long as we don[t bomb our own men again "

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

"The Chilcot inquiry? No, this is the inquiry into what happened to the Chilcot inquiry."

'I found it on Craig's List.'

God playing with dolls.

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

Silly sausages

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

George Smith Patton

"It's from Private Ryan...Wish you were here."

Nancy Wake -French resistance fighter WW11

Tug the Toggle

"It is a violation of air national guard policy for you to possess an AK-47 from Iraq, boy!! Do you want to suffer the consequences of bringing back a souvenir?!!"

Brads a Peloponnesian War renactor.

'Why do you always get to be the tanks?'

'Rabbit Leader here, No, you may NOT return to base because your sock keeps botching up,'

"I think we should have used catapults before ground forces"

'D'ya wanna wait until it thaws to see if it drops in the hole.'

"This is a much better war then the war to end all wars."

'We'll just run it past the ethics committee, and we'll be on our way.'

Injured soldier receives first aid.