War Games Lover Gifts

"By George, that should do it - as long as we don[t bomb our own men again "

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Sweep the board.

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Jungle Games

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Yoyos

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

'We can't really play Hide and Seek, there's nowhere to hide on the plains...'

"Cool, jigsaw box!"

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy drove the getaway car..."

Rodney Dangerfield - Spot the Difference

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'Okay, people... The name of the game is Musical Cubicles! The winner gets to be the new district manager! Ready... set... GO!!'

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

"Go out and play. You can't just sit there watching wall all day."

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

Man playing chess from his parked car.

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

A pirate uses his hook on a buzz wire game.

'Steeee-rike three!'

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

"I spy something blue."

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

Electronic Abacus

Rubik builds a snowman out of cubes.

Whack A Soul.

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

Iron clad sailors