War Game Aficionado Gifts

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Camping-Pong

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

Antler Buzzers.

Knights of the Square Table.

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

"I've heard that you two don't have enough to do."

"By George, that should do it - as long as we don[t bomb our own men again "

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

Napoleon marches off alone

D-Day landings of walking fish.

Iron clad sailors

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

"It feeds blood to our brains...and that makes us smarter!"

"The Chilcot inquiry? No, this is the inquiry into what happened to the Chilcot inquiry."

Thaddeus was a noble, well respected horse, who was known for his loyalty and never asking 'Are We There Yet?'"

"Clinton spoke at my inauguration, and it's so cold outside-can he crash here for another week?"

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

Mole News: Obituaries

"You're two weeks behind in making toys. What do you mean you now have to test all chess games first?"

The Unknown Military Contractor

'I think this is a bit over the top.'

'Not another war film.'

Sailor and mine

Siege of Charleston - Sinking of Monitor USS Weehawken in High Seas

Donald Rumsfeld

The Signs of Time