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'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Camping-Pong

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Antler Buzzers.

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

Knights of the Square Table.

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

"I've heard that you two don't have enough to do."

Napoleon marches off alone

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

"By George, that should do it - as long as we don[t bomb our own men again "

D-Day landings of walking fish.

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Iron clad sailors

"It feeds blood to our brains...and that makes us smarter!"

"Clinton spoke at my inauguration, and it's so cold outside-can he crash here for another week?"

01/08/45

"The Chilcot inquiry? No, this is the inquiry into what happened to the Chilcot inquiry."

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

'Then in the next round, I said to Carol, vowel, consonant, vowel, consonant...'

Miguel Ferrer

Thaddeus was a noble, well respected horse, who was known for his loyalty and never asking 'Are We There Yet?'"

Mole News: Obituaries

The Unknown Military Contractor

"You're two weeks behind in making toys. What do you mean you now have to test all chess games first?"

Siege of Charleston - Sinking of Monitor USS Weehawken in High Seas

'Not another war film.'

'I think this is a bit over the top.'

Donald Rumsfeld

Sailor and mine