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'Not another war film.'

'It's for close tank combat.'

"Italian Prisoners of War" - F.S.Lowry

"Over there they bombed their own troops, but we lost any advantage, because over here we bombed our own troops."

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

Banting in the Yeomanry

D-Day landings of walking fish.

"I spent 18-plus years, $2 trillion and around 2,400 dead soldiers in Afghanistan, and all I got was. . . this lousy turban."

"Henry took a shower yesterday right next to Winthrop Rockefeller."

Napoleon marches off alone

Army Man Playset 2020

Iron clad sailors

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

Remounts for the Yeomanry

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."

Thaddeus was a noble, well respected horse, who was known for his loyalty and never asking 'Are We There Yet?'"

"The Chilcot inquiry? No, this is the inquiry into what happened to the Chilcot inquiry."

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

The Unknown Military Contractor

"It's from Private Ryan...Wish you were here."

First Stealth Aircraft.

'But this IS my mobile home!'