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Mission Accomplished

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

The Gettysburg Address in process.

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Mission Kinda Accomplished

'I was in the catering corps.'

Most valuable element.

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

'Forget what?'

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Swells - Men's Fashion

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Shakespeare's Brain

The unknown war poet.

1950's.

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

"There-there-all those countries...all those protesters...it's nothing personal...wait a minute! I think it is!"

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

The Child and the Tank

Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

Blameless

Your tax $ at WAR.

'The gods are perplexing.'

Beetles Crossing sign on Abbey Road

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

"Their punishment for burning me in effigy would have been much more severe had they not managed to so beautifully capture the soulful vulnerability of my deep-set eyes."

Library Geoge W. Bush