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'I have no time to see a salesman, I've got a battle to fight.'

The Recruits journey.

Sailor and mine

Afghanistan: A History of Conquest

Napoleon marches off alone

A Ball going to an Officer.

Blowing Out Parachute Flares

The War Lord at the Front. A morning Tub on the Imperial Campaigning Car.

'This time, let's try the 'IN' door!'

'It's C company, Sir, they've gone completely over the top.'

BE.. All that you can BE...

Antoine Drouot

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Military Medals

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Lost around a military base.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Kamikaze Colour

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

A street fight.

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

'You know the rules, private - no pets!'