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'So, when did you join the army?'

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

E=MC2

First Stealth Aircraft.

'But this IS my mobile home!'

Army men folding clothes and sheets in the laundrette.

Michael Caine

'If there's something wrong with a government...who can you call? - 555 GUNSLINGERS!'

Place setting with stars

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

'It's a military tattoo!'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'You'll find we have a language barrier here - no profanity is allowed.'

'You were always a bit of a smart ass Watkins.'

Marshal Tito

'At ease.'

The Queens Own Arms Salesmen Parade

Battle Stars

North Korea launches short range missiles into the Sea of Japan.

"So, I guess The Popular Front isn't all that popular these days."

"Do you think this military approach against U.S. citizens is a bit extreme?"

"I regret that I have but nine lives to give for my country."

"Will you have any objection to wearing your headgear the right way round?"

"Henry took a shower yesterday right next to Winthrop Rockefeller."

Napoleon 'Snuffed Out' by the Russians

"It's not that important, Mamma. It's more like I got promoted to be Mr. Feinschreiber's assistant in the shipping department."

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."

"Let's talk more about your defense mechanisms."

"I got that one for spending $1 billion on toilets."

Who's the Insane One?

Army Man Playset 2020

Don't ask any questions, soldier! Just run to the PX and get me a pair of suspenders!

Confederate Forces Surrender Fort Donelson to U.S. Grant

Lord Baden-Powell