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Remounts for the Yeomanry

Jealous of a statue.

Banting in the Yeomanry

'Here's a field can opener, you may need it to cut yourself out of your tank.'

'He wasn't intimidated.'

Soldier.

Two military officers

'This car is so you, soldier!!'

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

'This could be a swell time to buy our selves out!'

'Sure I'll sound retreat...but first, here's a number I call 'Sunrise Over Tortuga'.'

"Ever get the feeling you're in the wrong army?"

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Military Medals

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Knights of the bedside table.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Lost around a military base.

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Kamikaze Colour

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

The Lawman

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

'You know the rules, private - no pets!'

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."