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Remounts for the Yeomanry

Jealous of a statue.

Banting in the Yeomanry

'Here's a field can opener, you may need it to cut yourself out of your tank.'

Soldier watering camouflage plants on troops' helmets.

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

'He wasn't intimidated.'

Soldier.

Two military officers

'Hi. I'm Major Fixer-Upper.'

'This car is so you, soldier!!'

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

'This could be a swell time to buy our selves out!'

'Sure I'll sound retreat...but first, here's a number I call 'Sunrise Over Tortuga'.'

"Ever get the feeling you're in the wrong army?"

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Military Medals

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Knights of the bedside table.

Infantry.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Lost around a military base.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Kamikaze Colour

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

Michael Caine

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.