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"You all know General Petersen from I.T."

'I didn't see him, officer. His vehicle is camouflaged.'

Our manoeuvers

The March to Finchley.

'You're right, private. It's not in the army regulations.'

'I told my mom we're going to take part in war games and she sent my old game controllers.'

Hay-on-Kwai Festival

Panzer Hut.

'The General won't be able to make it ,sir -he can't get a babysitter.'

General GI Joe: 'It's about time you were promoted, Joe!'

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

'Sorry son, you can't join: You're flat-footed...'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Military Medals

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Lost around a military base.

Kamikaze Colour

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

A street fight.

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

'You know the rules, private - no pets!'

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."