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"You all know General Petersen from I.T."

'I didn't see him, officer. His vehicle is camouflaged.'

"We met on eBay."

Our manoeuvers

The March to Finchley.

'You're right, private. It's not in the army regulations.'

'I told my mom we're going to take part in war games and she sent my old game controllers.'

Hay-on-Kwai Festival

Panzer Hut.

'The General won't be able to make it ,sir -he can't get a babysitter.'

General GI Joe: 'It's about time you were promoted, Joe!'

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

'Sorry son, you can't join: You're flat-footed...'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Military Medals

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Infantry.

Lost around a military base.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Kamikaze Colour

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

Michael Caine

'You know the rules, private - no pets!'

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