Warfare Aficionado Gifts

'I have no time to see a salesman, I've got a battle to fight.'

Early Battering Rams

The Recruits journey.

"Go see what's covered by my home-owner's policy."

Sailor and mine

Afghanistan: A History of Conquest

Napoleon marches off alone

A Ball going to an Officer.

Blowing Out Parachute Flares

The War Lord at the Front. A morning Tub on the Imperial Campaigning Car.

'This time, let's try the 'IN' door!'

'It's C company, Sir, they've gone completely over the top.'

BE.. All that you can BE...

"I just want a plain old giant kettle of boiling oil! No foam design, no cup sleeve, no cup carrier, no lid! Got it?"

Antoine Drouot

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Military Medals

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Infantry.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

Lost around a military base.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Kamikaze Colour

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"