War Game Enthusiast Gifts

'Company wargames weekend 1986.'

'This one is for blaming any tactical mistakes on 'The Fog of War'.'

"Can we get more salt shakers to represent the enemy scum?"

"G 8"

"I'm putting four on Yakutsk and attacking Kamchatka 3-to-2."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"Do your folks know you're into guns?"

"Tell them no, we're not mad, we're even!"

Weapons against intelligence

"What if we play Teg?"

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"Marco ..."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'I can't talk right now. I'm discussing strategy with our financial director.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Playing Horseshoes