War Games Aficionado Gifts

"I think we should have used catapults before ground forces"

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'Forget what?'

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

"Perhaps we should take a fresh look at the methods of the much maligned Spanish Inquisition."

Your tax $ at WAR.

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

Napoleon marches off alone

"By George, that should do it - as long as we don[t bomb our own men again "

D-Day landings of walking fish.

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Iron clad sailors

"It feeds blood to our brains...and that makes us smarter!"

'Committee of Public Assistance' Meeting in Occupied Holland (Propaganda Print)

"The Chilcot inquiry? No, this is the inquiry into what happened to the Chilcot inquiry."

01/08/45

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

Thaddeus was a noble, well respected horse, who was known for his loyalty and never asking 'Are We There Yet?'"

In his Last Moments, A Soldier Seeks Forgiveness for his Sins (History of the Crusades).

The Unknown Military Contractor

'Not another war film.'

Donald Rumsfeld

Siege of Charleston - Sinking of Monitor USS Weehawken in High Seas

Sailor and mine

'I think this is a bit over the top.'

'In other news, Tweedledumistan today invaded Tweedledeeistan....'

"It is a violation of air national guard policy for you to possess an AK-47 from Iraq, boy!! Do you want to suffer the consequences of bringing back a souvenir?!!"

A Cow Tank.

The Signs of Time