War Games Aficionado Mugs

"I think we should have used catapults before ground forces"

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'Forget what?'

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

Your tax $ at WAR.

"Perhaps we should take a fresh look at the methods of the much maligned Spanish Inquisition."

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

D-Day landings of walking fish.

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

Napoleon marches off alone

"By George, that should do it - as long as we don[t bomb our own men again "

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Iron clad sailors

"It feeds blood to our brains...and that makes us smarter!"

Thaddeus was a noble, well respected horse, who was known for his loyalty and never asking 'Are We There Yet?'"

"The Chilcot inquiry? No, this is the inquiry into what happened to the Chilcot inquiry."

'Committee of Public Assistance' Meeting in Occupied Holland (Propaganda Print)

In his Last Moments, A Soldier Seeks Forgiveness for his Sins (History of the Crusades).

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

The Unknown Military Contractor

Sailor and mine

Siege of Charleston - Sinking of Monitor USS Weehawken in High Seas

'I think this is a bit over the top.'

'Not another war film.'

Donald Rumsfeld

For the War Inventions Board. The Hot-bottler for Warming high-landers' Legs after a Night in the Trenches.

"It is a violation of air national guard policy for you to possess an AK-47 from Iraq, boy!! Do you want to suffer the consequences of bringing back a souvenir?!!"

'It's C company, Sir, they've gone completely over the top.'

A Cow Tank.

The Signs of Time