World War Ii Aficionado Gifts

The Winston Churchill of Election DenialIsm

"Hitler's first name? I think it was 'Heil' Miss."

"This will destroy what's left of your reputation!"

Sir Winston Churchill

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

'Forget what?'

Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

Your tax $ at WAR.

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

"Perhaps we should take a fresh look at the methods of the much maligned Spanish Inquisition."

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

Gorbachev Changed the World

If Bush Had Told Us the Truth After 9/11

Ad Valorem

D-Day landings of walking fish.

Old cold warriors home: 'By god, I'll tell you who was soft on communism. . .'

Napoleon marches off alone

How Will They Manage without Us?

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

"I should now like to make a few anti-Soviet remarks."

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

'For the last time, it's, LUFTWAFFE!'

01/08/45

'Committee of Public Assistance' Meeting in Occupied Holland (Propaganda Print)

"The Chilcot inquiry? No, this is the inquiry into what happened to the Chilcot inquiry."

In his Last Moments, A Soldier Seeks Forgiveness for his Sins (History of the Crusades).

Thaddeus was a noble, well respected horse, who was known for his loyalty and never asking 'Are We There Yet?'"

Eight Years Into the Fight

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.