World War Ii Aficionado Gifts

"Hitler's first name? I think it was 'Heil' Miss."

Sir Winston Churchill

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

'Forget what?'

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

"Perhaps we should take a fresh look at the methods of the much maligned Spanish Inquisition."

Your tax $ at WAR.

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

D-Day landings of walking fish.

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

Old cold warriors home: 'By god, I'll tell you who was soft on communism. . .'

Napoleon marches off alone

"I should now like to make a few anti-Soviet remarks."

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

Ad Valorem

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

Thaddeus was a noble, well respected horse, who was known for his loyalty and never asking 'Are We There Yet?'"

"The Chilcot inquiry? No, this is the inquiry into what happened to the Chilcot inquiry."

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

'For the last time, it's, LUFTWAFFE!'

'Committee of Public Assistance' Meeting in Occupied Holland (Propaganda Print)

In his Last Moments, A Soldier Seeks Forgiveness for his Sins (History of the Crusades).

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

Sailor and mine

Donald Rumsfeld