Playing War Games Gifts

'I know whose team I want to be on!'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"You used to be a lot more fun."

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

Boy defends his last fry.

A Rifle Competition in the North

"We, the jury, find the defendant."

Yoyos

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

"Anything for me?"

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

A fairground attraction

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'