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'I know whose team I want to be on!'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"You used to be a lot more fun."

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

A fairground attraction

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

"Anything for me?"

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Yoyos

"We, the jury, find the defendant."

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

A Rifle Competition in the North

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'