War Simulation Gamer Gifts

Civil War.

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

A Rifle Competition in the North

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

"By George, that should do it - as long as we don[t bomb our own men again "

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

'Why do you always get to be the tanks?'

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

"I think we should have used catapults before ground forces"

'We'll just run it past the ethics committee, and we'll be on our way.'

'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'

'This is not what we meant, Snider, when we asked for a thorough study of the laws of gravity.'

'Quick! We need more quarters!'

"Back in my day, 'Call of Duty' wasn't a game."

mars is flat.

Last man standing?

'Company wargames weekend 1986.'

The gaming world.

"The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm."

Their army brought the same gift. This is awkward.

Wii Childbirth

Air boulder.

'It's alright, it's only simulated sick.'

'We must remain resolute!'

Second Coalition Attempting to Push the French out of Italy