Simulation Gamer Gifts

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Walking To School Simulator

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

God playing with dolls.

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'

"Mijo, just do what you always do before you write a paper...it's obviously working!"

Scranton the Ride

mars is flat.

Wii Childbirth

"And in this one you can join the 'mile high' club"

'Third Life'

"The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm."

"If marriage is so great how come you never hear about simulated marriage?"

Virtual reality platform.

Overweight child playing virtual hopscotch on console

'It's alright, it's only simulated sick.'

"That was just a simulation. Nothing can prepare you for the kind of monkey bars you'll find in an actual war zone."

Flight simulator

"How he found a fact food drive-thru on the simulator is beyond me."

'When you get done playing your video games can you go yell at your son to stop playing video games and clean his room?'

Intendo.

The AdRams Family no.11 - Virtual traffic

"It's our flight simulator - I just gave it a shove."