Simulation Gamer Gifts

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

Walking To School Simulator

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

God playing with dolls.

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'

'This is not what we meant, Snider, when we asked for a thorough study of the laws of gravity.'

Scranton the Ride

mars is flat.

"Mijo, just do what you always do before you write a paper...it's obviously working!"

"The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm."

Wii Childbirth

'Third Life'

Virtual reality platform.

"If marriage is so great how come you never hear about simulated marriage?"

"It's OK, but I thought an Xbox would be something I could climb into."

"And in this one you can join the 'mile high' club"

Overweight child playing virtual hopscotch on console

'It's alright, it's only simulated sick.'

Train ride simulator.

"That was just a simulation. Nothing can prepare you for the kind of monkey bars you'll find in an actual war zone."

According to Elon Musk, time travel is possible. I can't wait to time-travel. Elon Musk said time travel is possible? Well, not in so many words. He said it's almost a certainty that we're living in a simulation being run by our descendants in the distant future. His reasoning makes sense. In just my lifetime, we went from "Pac-Man" to "The Sims," where Sims live, work, fall in love, have kids ... and in a few decades, the Sims will be artificially intelligent and they'll actually believe they'r

@Susie #you're it.

The AdRams Family no.11 - Virtual traffic

Flight simulator

'When you get done playing your video games can you go yell at your son to stop playing video games and clean his room?'

Intendo.

"How he found a fact food drive-thru on the simulator is beyond me."

Grand Theft Auto

Great Moments in Computer History: Charles Lindbergh Jr. completes the first simulated transatlantic flight.