Virtual Gamer Gifts

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

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"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

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"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

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"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'

Cool 3-D screen.

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

Dog playing VR fetch.

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"If robots can replace workers, then they can replace students. So I created one for me. Now I can stay home all day and play video games."

"But mum. . . I 'am' playing outside!"

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

Young Geeks.

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"