Virtual Gamer Gifts

@Susie #you're it.

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Kitchen Tetris

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Second lifeReal life.

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

i-teddy

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

Lockdown Brain

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'

Cool 3-D screen.

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

Dog playing VR fetch.

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

"If robots can replace workers, then they can replace students. So I created one for me. Now I can stay home all day and play video games."

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

"But mum. . . I 'am' playing outside!"

Young Geeks.

"Force level 3 on those high-five's! That's my photon firing hand!"

'It's not just that he plays games all the time, it's the games he plays. He's not playing 'Guitar Hero,' he's playing 'Guitar Sidekick''.