Virtual Reality Gamer Gifts

"See - it works in my fantasy research league."

"And at what stage did you realise that the ball are you were heading was on the TV?"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Mac OS 20

Real Life/Surreal Life

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"You may now kiss the bride."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Life after death

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

Computer Life

'With your technical background I know you're familiar with virtual reality. We'll teach you virtueless reality.'

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Indoor Football

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

"I'm declawed, but with this headset, I can at least virtually scratch up the furniture."

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

Cat Playing 10th Life.

Vicar - Virtuous Reality