Virtual Reality Fan Gifts

Real Life/Surreal Life

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'Whoa!...These graphics are killer!'

"This can't even be the right planet! No one looks remotely like their online profile pics."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Mac OS 20

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Isabel Allende

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"You may now kiss the bride."

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Life after death

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

Computer Life

Unicorn in the Woods

'With your technical background I know you're familiar with virtual reality. We'll teach you virtueless reality.'

Zoom Wedding

Indoor Football

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

"I'm declawed, but with this headset, I can at least virtually scratch up the furniture."

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

Virtual Reality Shop. I think our business here will expand as actual reality becomes more and more unbelievable.

Two words, boss: Virtual reality. We glue virtual reality goggles to our coffee mugs. Come again? When patrons sip their Himalayan mochas, they'll think they're dangling from a cliff in the Himalayan mountains. People will come from Miles around! People will throw up for miles around. We'll give patrons mops that double as virtual reality hockey sticks. This conversation is virtually over.