Virtual Reality Enthusiast Gifts

'Wow! What graphics!'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

A couple in bed wearing virtual reality headset.

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

'In a real car, it's called a gear shift, not a joystick.'

One Day Son, All This Will Be Virtually Yours.

Virtual Exercise

'I'm bored being a real boy, Gepetto...I want to be a virtual boy.'

Virtual Reality Check

Meta losses

"Virtual walkies! What is the world coming to?"

"I'm not your real wife, I'm your virtual wife. Your real wiofe is on vacation with your virtual best friend Bob."

'I am so glad we have Skype.'

'Computer virus kills virtual scissors. Virtual scissors cuts Edoc. Edoc covers...'

'I've got 8350 followers but none of them is here to buy me the next drink!'

Volumetric

Vicar - Virtuous Reality

Two words, boss: Virtual reality. We glue virtual reality goggles to our coffee mugs. Come again? When patrons sip their Himalayan mochas, they'll think they're dangling from a cliff in the Himalayan mountains. People will come from Miles around! People will throw up for miles around. We'll give patrons mops that double as virtual reality hockey sticks. This conversation is virtually over.

"You may now kiss the bride."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Mac OS 20

Real Life/Surreal Life

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

Life after death