Virtual Reality Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Wow! What graphics!'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

'In a real car, it's called a gear shift, not a joystick.'

One Day Son, All This Will Be Virtually Yours.

Virtual Exercise

'I'm bored being a real boy, Gepetto...I want to be a virtual boy.'

Virtual Reality Check

Meta losses

"Virtual walkies! What is the world coming to?"

"I'm not your real wife, I'm your virtual wife. Your real wiofe is on vacation with your virtual best friend Bob."

'Computer virus kills virtual scissors. Virtual scissors cuts Edoc. Edoc covers...'

'I've got 8350 followers but none of them is here to buy me the next drink!'

Volumetric

Vicar - Virtuous Reality

"You may now kiss the bride."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

Life after death

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

'With your technical background I know you're familiar with virtual reality. We'll teach you virtueless reality.'

Indoor Football

Computer Life

Zoom Wedding

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."