Digital Gamer Gifts

This was more fun online

QR Code Chess Game.

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

The Computer Bore

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Mac OS 20

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"Streaming"

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

Information Tightrope.

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

"I'm a High-tech mouse hunter.'