Desktop Gamer Gifts

Over-qualified?

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

Mac OS 20

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"The knights of the round accent table"

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

"I'm a High-tech mouse hunter.'

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"I've heard that you two don't have enough to do."

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Knights of the Round Whatever

"I virtually finished my homework."

'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'

1080P New Year's Resolution

God playing with dolls.

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

Come to bed, Snookums. In a minute. Are you still playing Scrabble? And flaming my opponents. I just crushed an eight-year-old by 100 points and then told him his parents don't love him because he's illiterate! How nice you've found a hobby. I feel so nurtured.

Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!

'His social skills have improved since he lost his job in banking.'

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"Clinton spoke at my inauguration, and it's so cold outside-can he crash here for another week?"