Console Gamer Gifts

Overweight child playing virtual hopscotch on console

Intendo.

'I don't think Santa can come back and fix it today dear.'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

Mixed Doubles.

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Marco ..."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

'I can't talk right now. I'm discussing strategy with our financial director.'

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

"OK, I'll play Hide and Seek with you, but only if you promise not to use your sense of smell..."

Football Accident.