System Gamer Gifts

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Mac OS 20

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Mixed Doubles.

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"Marco ..."

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

'I think they're up to something.'

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.