Grade Gamer Gifts

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

Between going to school, watching TV and doing my homework, I hardly have any quality time to spend with my doll.

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

Modern Childhood

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

"I'm a High-tech mouse hunter.'

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"I virtually finished my homework."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'

1080P New Year's Resolution

God playing with dolls.