Grade Gamer Gifts

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

Mac OS 20

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

Between going to school, watching TV and doing my homework, I hardly have any quality time to spend with my doll.

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

Modern Childhood

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

"I'm a High-tech mouse hunter.'

"Until you clean you room, I'm confiscating your iPod, your Xbox and your jester!"

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

"I virtually finished my homework."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'

1080P New Year's Resolution

God playing with dolls.