Grade Enthusiasts Gifts

'You got straight A's? -- I thought that A's were little triangley things.'

Cat statues on entrance gate

Filling the Missile Gap

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

An acceptable level of TV violence.

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

The Real Russian history

'The penguin is upset...'

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

Closed Thursdays.

A man is looking at a sign saying Exhibition of art exhibition jargon.

I can be upgraded, can you?

Editor

"Don't even bother – this oasis only has two and a half stars."

"Do you mind if I give you feedback?"

Art is a cruel mistress.

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

Ezra Pound

'I'm sorry - Mr. Jenkins, MBA, PhD, MD, Esq. is O.U.T.'

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

Fortune Telling: Retirement Planning.

'When you created the world, Lord, did you know that Miss Rabone would be able to fit the whole thing into one geography test?'

Learning.

'I really don't see the point?'