Grade Enthusiast Gifts

"So this is why you ate your spinach and wanted seconds at dinner!"

"Give me a good grade and years from now you'll be the favorite teacher I'll use to answer a security questions."

"My dad said he wants me to have everything he never had."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Cat statues on entrance gate

"I started a collection!"

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Filling the Missile Gap

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

An acceptable level of TV violence.

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

The Real Russian history

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

A man is looking at a sign saying Exhibition of art exhibition jargon.

'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.'

Editor

"That's just the meds kicking in."

Ezra Pound

"Do you mind if I give you feedback?"

"Don't even bother – this oasis only has two and a half stars."

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

Art is a cruel mistress.

"Hi, this is Bill Gates. Time to buy some new software."

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

'I'm sorry - Mr. Jenkins, MBA, PhD, MD, Esq. is O.U.T.'

"Not hired?! But I got A's in all my classes!"

'Thanks, I started collecting diplomas when I was seven.'

Moby Dick: Pop-Up Version