Grades Enthusiast Gifts

"Not hired?! But I got A's in all my classes!"

Packaging Russian Dolls

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

Go! Means NOW!

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"I started a collection!"

Filling the Missile Gap

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

An acceptable level of TV violence.

"Finally...school starts next week."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

The Real Russian history

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

A man is looking at a sign saying Exhibition of art exhibition jargon.

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Classroom.

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

'Well, we made it.'

'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.'

Editor

"Do you mind if I give you feedback?"

Ezra Pound