Degree Enthusiast Gifts

"You put PhD on birth certificate?!" "It's never to early to give em an advantage."

'I'm sorry - Mr. Jenkins, MBA, PhD, MD, Esq. is O.U.T.'

'Thanks, I started collecting diplomas when I was seven.'

WHEW!

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

I will study my speling words...

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

Burning the midnight oil.

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

Scarcity

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

How to deliver a successful presentation.

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

'So what are you studying, young man?'

Lessons in Prehistory.

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

Children's education

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."