Degree Devotee Gifts

Turning with mathematical precision.

'And a second degree in Australian studies.'

Burning the midnight oil.

Television Readers.

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Day one, post grad

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'I forgot the question.'

'What a control freak!'

'You'll be very happy here...I know I am!'

Brian works in stem cell research

Books on running a successful school,

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

"Congratulations on your invention...but you don't have to rub it in."

No room to hang his diploma.

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

". . . and I wish he's shut up for a few minutes!"

In an alternate universe, characters from the rough draft and finished manuscript of the same novel meet themselves at a cocktail party.

"I try to get a head start on them."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

'An MBA from Harvard is quite impressive. But you'll still have to start off at the bottom here. You start serving coffee in the cafeteria on Monday.'

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

"He's a typical kid. Spends all day on that thing doing his genetic sequencing."

'Mrs. Wayne was so excited about getting her masters in physical science, she took a quantum leap!'

Desk sale

'Nobody likes a smartass, Bob.'

'I'm sorry - Mr. Jenkins, MBA, PhD, MD, Esq. is O.U.T.'

'Boys will be boys, but principals will also be principals!'

"We just want you to know that wherever you wind up going to college is fine with us, as long as it's someplace we can brag about to our friends."