Degree Devotee Gifts

Turning with mathematical precision.

Graduation Creation of Adam

'And a second degree in Australian studies.'

Burning the midnight oil.

Television Readers.

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

Day one, post grad

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'I forgot the question.'

'What a control freak!'

Brian works in stem cell research

'You'll be very happy here...I know I am!'

Books on running a successful school,

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

"Congratulations on your invention...but you don't have to rub it in."

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

No room to hang his diploma.

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

"I try to get a head start on them."

In an alternate universe, characters from the rough draft and finished manuscript of the same novel meet themselves at a cocktail party.

". . . and I wish he's shut up for a few minutes!"

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

'An MBA from Harvard is quite impressive. But you'll still have to start off at the bottom here. You start serving coffee in the cafeteria on Monday.'

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

'Mrs. Wayne was so excited about getting her masters in physical science, she took a quantum leap!'

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

"He's a typical kid. Spends all day on that thing doing his genetic sequencing."

Desk sale

'Nobody likes a smartass, Bob.'