Dedicated Student Gifts

'I do about 3 hours a day.'...'What's homework?'

Burning the midnight oil.

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

Parental Role Model

Books on running a successful school,

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

No room to hang his diploma.

'He has a weak character. Notice how easily he lets his work distract him?'

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

'While we appreciate company loyalty, Larson, you should really be in the hospital.'

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

'As much time and effort as he puts into this job, you'd think there was some money in it.'

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

"I'm really impressed with your work ethic."

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

"You go the extra mile for us, but in the wrong direction."

Turning with mathematical precision.

'Herbie dear, why can't you ever forget the office?!'

"Dad, I studied really hard! I stayed up till 1 in the morning."

Desk sale

'And a second degree in Australian studies.'

Graduation Creation of Adam

"I was in the office an hour early this morning."

'Most loyal employee in my department.'

"Let's face it Simkins, the only way you'll ever get to medical school is by donating your body to science."

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."